Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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