yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
two words: eviction party
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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