The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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