In the future we'll all be gay
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
