i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I just forgot I was standing up.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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