Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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