i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
