How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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