I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Randomize
