i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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