fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You took a bar mat shot.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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