At least make sure they are 18
Why
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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