I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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