i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
