How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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