I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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