VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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