of course. lets lasso hookers.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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