You really coming over, don't trick.
3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
