i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Sacagawea was the original milf.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Randomize
