i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
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