Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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