just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I could make wine with my vomit
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Randomize
