I wanna bring you to show and tell
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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