She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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