Are we in a gay sports bar?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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