I don't think brook has ever known best
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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