just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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