belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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