You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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