Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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