he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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