i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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