The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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