well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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