This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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