So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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