Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Why are your pants in the freezer?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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