you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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