So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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