So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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