oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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