every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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