Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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