All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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