They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Even my vagina gasped.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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