I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
wakey wakey hands off snakey
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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