so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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