I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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