I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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