you win again, gameday.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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