You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
If I die, sorry about rent.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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