I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
