problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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