He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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